Thursday, 12 July 2012

Happy 50s Housewife Friday the 13th edition!

Happy 50s Housewife Friday the 13th y'all!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

First gruesome, violent and horrifying album slamming out into my kitchen today???

Marilyn Manson - Portrait of an American Family

followed closely by:

Betty Detox - Victim

Ooooh Ms Detox, ur a spunky young woman!

Look, I don't care what you say about Marilyn Manson. In 1995 they released what was to become one of my most enjoyed and requested albums in cool nightclubs for at least a year! It's a fucking great album with many edgy confronting themes, killer guitar riffs and spooky samples from many of my fav movies. Also, believe it or not kids, before he started taking the whole thing much too seriously, Marilyn himself was a babe.

Anyway, I digress:

It was quite the discussion with the boys today to decide on 'Friday the 13th' appropriate baking ideas.

The suggestions were: bloody knife cookies, hockey mask cake pops (!!??), split head cake pops (!!!!!), black cat cookies etc etc.

All of these would be fine, but not as a last minute type thing, so I have now decided to surprise them instead with red velvet cupcakes with vanilla buttercream skull icing...

mmmmmm....

Vanilla buttercream skull icing. 'NOW MADE WITH 20% MORE SKULLS'.

Will post photos later to show you how I went!

Track No. 2 for my Freaky Friday Black Magic Baking Bonanza:

Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk the Line

Track No. 3:

Bauhaus: Bela Lugosi's Dead....'alone in a darkened room, The Count...undead, undead, undead'.

Have a frighteningly awesome Friday the 13th everybody! And remember, if you come across a monster today OR ever, face them, and kick their ass!

Don't forget, as Betty Detox always says:

'I'd rather be a killer than a victim'.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Cathy xx

Cathy xx



Cathy wears many hats. Wife, mother of two sons, CEO of Little Monsters Pty Ltd and Cake Pop Queen just to name a few. She subscribes to the theory that Cathiness is next to Godliness. And on Fridays she behaves like a 50s housewife by sedating herself and cooking, baking and ironing, and being nice to her husband. Any other day is 



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