Am unsure as I am writing this if this is my "
50's Housewife Friday Christmas Edition
" or my "50's Housewife Friday
Apocalypse Edition ".........
so I decided to combine the two on this fine day and
start by saying a very
Happy 50's Housewife Friday APOCALYPSMAS !!!!
As I am currently not being showered with fireballs from
above, but did see 8 Santas this morning at Indro, the front runner for the day
is Christmas so.....
First Christmas Track of the day:
RUN DMC - Christmas in Hollis
Possibly my favorite ever Christmas Carol :)
But back to the apocalypse.......
So the Mayans ran out of room on their daily sculpting
tablet 8000 years ago and now we get to be the generation that is here to meet
the Four Horsemen - Death, Famine, Time, and the other guy.
Quite an honor.
In case uv been living in a cave, today, Friday the 21st
of 12th, 2012, is the day forecast so many years ago as the prestigious date
of the end of the world as we know it.
This has been, unfortunately, the topic in my home for the last 18 months. My
sons have been planning their weapons for the Zombies that are supposedly set
to rise, (whilst making out Christmas lists.....) and every time there is a
natural disaster anywhere in the world, my husband shakes his head and says
inevitably,
'See babe, end of the world.... 2012....."
I try to assure them that it's in the same vein as the
year 2000 y2k bug phenomenon but as Seven was only 3 then and Xavier was 4 yrs away from being born they look at me
quizzically then, sadly, as if they are concerned about my extreme state of
denial. Poor unprepared Mum........
Second track of the day is for them, in their hope for a
heavy metal album cover version of the Hell that they all seem to be
anticipating like a day at Soundwave.......
Metallica (of course) - The Four Horsemen
Time - taken its toll on you, the lines that crack your
face Famine - your body it has torn through, withered in every place Pestilence
- for what you had to endure and what
you have put others through Death - deliverance for you for sure, now there's
nothing you can do
Wahnanananananaenenenenanananananana ( <---------- )
guitar solo.
Speaking of Hell:
Christmas.....hahahahahah just joshin........I fucking
LOVE christmas.
Am planning a weekend of baking for some delightful
Christmas Pops for our family gatherings over the next week but dear
lord.......no Rudolphs!!
Those of you that know me know that I had a tragically
scarring, smashing experience with 25 painstakingly decorated Rudolph Pops for
Xaviers class last Thursday and will know never to speak of them to me
again.....
Am gonna keep it simple stupid and do a couple of
Christmas glittery Pops and some cute little Snowmen Pops ( Ahhhhh Snowmen, so
relevant for Brisbane's current stinkin hot temperatures and suffocating stinkin
humidity) Chocolate coated chocolate of course and some lovely white choc
coated Confetti vanilla Pops. Was thinking of a lovely red velvet pop - red for
Christmas and all, but the red velvets have proven to not be a hit with the
kids. Adults love em but the kids prefer chocolate so.....give the masses what
they want ay?
3rd track of the day is sung by an artist who, when she
first came on the scene, caused many to
predict the Apocalypse then and there:
Madonna - Santa Baby
I've been an awful good girl
My fav version of that song fer sure, she's just so darn
cute!!
On a serious note, I know I don't usually share too much
personal info with y'all but seeings as it's Apocalypsmas and all.......
I lost my Dad this year and this is my first ever
Christmas without him. He loved Christmas soo much and some of my very
favourite memories ever are of him and mum and my bros and sis and the
wonderful and magical Christmases we shared.
From putting up and decorating the Christmas tree as a
family each year with Christmas records blasting from Dads top of the line
stereo two weeks before Christmas, to my pilot father coming home all excited
on Christmas Eve to tell us that he had just flew past Santas sleigh (I cant
tell you how much that authenticated the magic of Christmas to a bunch of
little kids) The mountain of presents awaiting the four of us spoilt brats each
Christmas that we had to open slowly, each person taking their turn as we all
had to see what they had gotten - none of this 'everyone tearing the presents
open at once' stuff.
Even after my Dads stroke, when he could no longer speak,
he would use his thumb and his buzzer, his only means of communication, to beep
out the number of the grandchild ( we all had a number) whose turn it was to
open a present. This will be our first year without that and it will be so
sad, but it makes me more aware of how
special and fleeting these moments are with my family, especially my precious
boys, and make me more determined to make their lives happy and magical so
hallelujah to that. Im sure thats exactly what my biblical boyfriend, spunky long haired
Jesus, would want on his birthday, oh and probably for the Apocalypse too.
Everyday fools!!!
Ya dig?
On that note, I'm more assured as each second passes that
we, the human race, will in fact and intact survive another week here on our
amazing planet. If it doesn't get destroyed by the end of today let's all
really appreciate it and love it and show it that we care. Huh? Oh and each
other....
Merry Christmas to all and to all a wonderful Apocalypse.
Oh and if the Zombies DO come, remember, aim for the head and always double
tap x
Last track of the world...ever...., maybe....
REM - its the end of the world (as we know it)
And yes, I do feel fine!
Cathy xx
Cathy wears many hats. Wife, mother of two sons, CEO of Little Monsters Pty Ltd and Cake Pop Queen just to name a few. She subscribes to the theory that Cathiness is next to Godliness. And on Fridays she behaves like a 50s housewife by sedating herself and cooking, baking and ironing, and being nice to her husband. Any other day is a crapshoot.
2 comments:
Nice readin babe, and nice that at 9:42pm i got to read it peacefully in bed without dodging flamings balls of fury from the sky!
Cause 2013 is going to be a year of excellence and great things!
The world has to stick around for it.......
Peace and beers
Jeffro x
Thanks honey! Worst apocalypse ever! Am in total agrreance though - 2013 is gonna rock, 13 is my second luckiest number :)
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